bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

(Source: bitrates, via ashtraysandknives)

a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

(Source: ickno, via orgasm)

jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

(via pizza)

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via now0till0forever)